Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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