ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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