I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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