so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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