That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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