I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
