He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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