If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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