That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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