i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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You. Win. At. Life.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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