I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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