I can't watch pbs sober anymore
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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