why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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