i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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