It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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