There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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