I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm really into asian looking animals
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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