im having a threesome with these popsicles
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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