Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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