Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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