so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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