I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
that is very illegal...i love you.
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