So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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