Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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