Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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