i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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