Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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