none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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