I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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