Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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