this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
you made out with another girl for some wings
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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