thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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