Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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