That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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