how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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