You can't motorboat a personality
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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