Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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