the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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