and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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