I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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