I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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