why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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