bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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