If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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