i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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