I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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