Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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