This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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