Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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