Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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