the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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