My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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