Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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